I am a very faithful and loyal wife. But I would totally cheat on Huz with Bradley Cooper. But it's okay. You see...he's on my list. Ya know, the list of five celebrities you're allowed to sleep with. It's from an episode of Friends where Ross, with Rachel's blessing, came up with his own list, which he even laminated.
Well, this weekend, Huz said I could have a list too. It all started, while watching the movie Valentine's Day, I declared to Tina that I would totally DO Bradley Cooper. Haha. But hey, I am a good wife. I had to get permission from Huz first. To be fair, I let him have a list too. =)
As this is very very important, I've been thinking super hard. Who should I put on my list?? I mean, there are tons of celebrities that I love like Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, just to name a few. But they wouldn't be on my list. Only major hottie mchotties would do. Finally after days of soul searching, I have my list! I'm not laminating it. But I think putting it on the Internet makes it official.
Here is it:
Bradley Cooper - *Drool* You ever notice his sexy voice? Well, I did.
Ryan Gosling - Only really liked him in The Notebook. But I don't care. Sigh...
Alex O'Loughlin - From the shortlived Moonlight. He is a hot aussie. I love it when he's all broody.
Jason Dohring - Logan from Veronica Mars. A real bad boy with layers. I wanna be the woman to change him!
Zooey Deschanel - Huz said I'm allowed to have girls on my list. Tehe. I have a huge girl crush on her. I'm gay for Zooey Deschanel!
P.P.S. I kid!! I would not sleep around. It's not like it could ever happen anyway. Tehe.
5 comments:
Too funny. Of course, I'm also blaming you for the next 2 hours worth of work that won't be done because I'm making a list of the celebrities I'd most like to get in bed...
Bradley Cooper - I think he's on scruffy bruz in law's list too.
Ryan Gosling - I guess this makes sense cause huz is a dorky looking guy too.
Alex O'Loughlin - I think you only like him cause he looks like the cleaner version of the dude from always sunny in philly, you know, the dude that invented the dick towel.
Jason Dohring - Dude, you're like a child molester or something.
Zooey Deschanel - Sorta weird for two reasons. One cause I think she's hot too. And two, she's sorta only hot in a "I'm curious of how weird she actually is" sorta thing.
-cuz
btw, Bradley Cooper is from Abington. You missed your chance.
-cuz
You totally agree with my choices! Admit it!
I know, Bradley Cooper is from Philly!! Love him!
I think Bradley Cooper would totally be on my list.
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