Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I Made Laura Crap Her Pants

Sometimes Laura sends me inappropriate emails at work.  By inappropriate, I don't mean pornographic or anything.  You dirty minds you!  I mean lots of curse words.  I feel like those things get flagged.  But I don't know.  I can't be too careful though.  I do work in a law firm.  You know lawyers are all about ethics and morals.

So she sent me an email about some annoying guy in her class.  She was cussing up a storm and saying how she wanted to strangle him.  Haha.  She used the F word a few times.  She even used the N word!  The horror.  In her defense, she was only repeating what her annoying classmate was saying.  Laura is not racist.  After reading her profane email, I was going to yell at her for using such language in an email to my work.  But instead, I changed the subject of her email to say "Automated Response."

The text of my email is below:

This is an automated response from LAW FIRM, LLP. Our systems have scanned your electronic mail to tara@lawfirm.com and have automatically blocked this email and any future emails from you. Words like "n****" and "f***" cannot be accepted by our systems. We apologize for the inconvenience, you foul mouth bitch.

Her response was classic:

OMG! Lol I actually thought that was real until the end!
Aw man you tricked me :( I was like oh nooo blocked foreverrr!!! what do i dooooo!!

Haha!  That was f**king awesome!  Showed her!  See, lawyers can have fun too.  ;)


Chelle said...

Bwahaha! I seriously loved this--I would have almost crapped, too...

Miss Mayhem said...

That is so funny!!! You guys really crack me up!

Tara said...

It was fun effing with Laura. Added some excite to the workday. Haha.

Vanessa said...

wow.. good one Tara..i guess that was your belated april fools prank.. She'll get you back i'm sure :oP

Kate said...

Hahaha! Nice work Tara!

Kate x

Sarah said...

So, I made my husband read this because it was so funny.
I was staring at him, waiting for the big laugh ... nothing.
After a few seconds he looked up at me and said, "So, she didn't really make her poop her pants?"
Me: No.
Hubby: That's really disappointing. I was looking forward to the part where she crapped her pants.

Laura said...

Hahah! Yeah, it was a pretty good one. Tara can be clever from time to time.

But remember that time when I was 10 and I put lotion on your doorknob and first it was like "Hey, why won't this open-- OMG What the hell is this!?" That was pretty good too, if I do say so myself. :)

Tara said...

Sarah--Haha! I guess I shouldn't have led with poop. Poop always increases expectation!

Laura--That's child's play. =p

Alice said...

Brilliant!!! I might have to steal that move.

Crazy Shenanigans said...

Haha! That was the greatest come back!