Thursday, November 19, 2009

Would You Date You?

I was listening to my usual morning show on the radio when the question "Would you date you?" came up. I thought that was an interesting question. So let's tackle that, people. Gimme your answers.

My answer is a resounding NO. Generally, I don't think two people who are exactly alike should be together. I just don't think it would work out. So me and me would not make a good couple. Here is what would happen:

Tara would meet Tara. She'll think "Wow, Tara is awesome. She's funny, outgoing, and HOT!" Then, Tara would ask Tara out on a date. Naturally, Tara would accept. Then months later, Tara's "good" qualities would become completely grating. Tara is too talkative and wouldn't shut up. Tara would become too smothery. They would fight constantly and try to yell over the other. Then they'd break up. Tara would never in her lifetime get over Tara because Tara is awesome!

Side note: I have never written my name that many times in one paragraph before. My name is starting to look and sound weird.

There are just things I do that would irritate even me. I can be really honest...okay, blunt. I can be whiny as hell. I can be really ADD...in middle of conversations. I can be excessively mushy to a point that make people want to vomit. So yeah, I don't think I can date me. There can only be one Tara in my life.

I don't know how Huz puts up with it. Hehe. He is a good man.

Yesterday, I asked Huz in all seriousness, "isn't it cute how obsessed I am with you?" He said, "Uh-huh." He loves it!!

6 comments:

Laura said...

On the plus side, I would get awesome hand-made things from myself. No one makes me things and I always make cool stuff for other people :[ I need more artsy friends...

Sarah P said...

No. No one would ever make breakfast, and then we'd both be cranky/hungry.

Tara said...

Laura--You can make yourself stuff, ya know. You don't need another Laura. =p

Sarah P--Haha. Good point.

Anonymous said...

i gave it a lot of thought and decided that i'd be lining up to date myself.

-huz's cuz

Anonymous said...

hhhmmm...hope that doesn't sound gay...it was just meant to sound pompous.

Tara said...

It's okay. You definitely sound pompous. Haha. So this line of yours will be of one...assuming that you can actually date yourself. ;)