All About the Blog Nazi

Readers Beware, what you are about to read cannot be revoked. Side Effects are nausea, stomach cramps, vertigo, explosive diarrhea, temporary blindness, and in some rare cases spontaneous human combustion.

Ready or not. Here's my interview with Tara.
Tina: What lie can you finally confess to? Or what lies have you told?

Tara: I can tell you, but then I have to kill you. Haha. Why do you assume I tell lies? How impertinent! Okay, on September 11, 2000, I lied to my employer and told them I was sick. In reality, Huz and I played hooky to celebrate our fourth anniversary. When I came into work the next day, a co-worker blatantly accused me of lying but was also half-kidding. I went beet red and tried to act as innocent as possible. But I really am a terrible liar. I have been holding that in for so long. I feel like a weight has been lifted.

Tina: If you could have an unusual talent, what would it be?

Tara: I wish I could play the harmonica. So when I am feeling down, I can pull it out and express my sadness through music. Then everyone would know I got the blues when they hear my harmonica. That would be cool as sh*t.

Tina: When you're in the dark, what things might you imagine?

Tara: This question is aptly current because we lost power yesterday. So our whole house was pitch black. As it became darker and darker and we were losing light in certain parts of the house, I started thinking of that movie Pitch Black. And how we had to get into the light as fast as we can. Then later I followed Huz upstairs and was in the hallway while he was in the bedroom. And suddenly, I thought of that scene from I Am Legend where all the zombies were huddled in that one room. Then I imagined Huz as a zombie racing toward me to eat my brains. Then the next second, as if he read my mind, he ran toward me all zombie -like and freaked me out. He is a big meanie!

Tina: What is something you are ashamed of liking/loving? (not including Huz)

Tara: I am ashamed of loving them young'uns on TV and movies. As I get older, celebrities seem to get younger and younger…and also hotter and hotter. Taylor Lautner in New Moon. Sigh. Zac Efron in 17 Again. Kill me now. Here is the most embarrassing confession of all. I was over at Tina’s house a while ago, and the kids were watching this show on the Disney Channel called the Wizards of Waverly Place. As soon as I saw the teenage son, I was like Who is that?? He is friggin’ adorable. I was not kidding either. I was trying to hide my shame as best I can. I didn’t want to say anything in front of the kiddies. But when I got a chance, I told Tina I thought he was cute. Haha. I had to tell someone. The kiddies would just look at me weird considering they are only 4 and 7.

Tina: What movie can you watch over and over again? What movie (if played over and over) would literally make you gouge your eyes out?

Tara: This question is hard because there are soooo many good movies. But I know I would watch 50 First Dates again and again because I’ve done it. During vacation one time, it was rerunning on HBO or something. And I just sat there and watched it back to back. Haha. Other movies would be Bridget Jones’ Diary, 10 Things I Hate About You, and You’ve Got Mail. Classics and awesome!

A movie that makes me want to gouge my eyes out whether I watch it once or 50 times is Eragon! OMG, that movie is soooo bad. It’s a shame because the books are sooooo good. Poor poor Eragon…what the hellz did they do to you? That movie sucks balls!

Tina: Would you rather live in a world of vampires, zombies, or ghosts? Why?

Tara: Ghosts??! Hell no! And I actually do think we live in a world with ghosts. I’m just glad I don’t see them. So the question is really between vampires and zombies. I guess zombies because you can destroy zombies easier than vampires. And vampires can infiltrate the human world, and that is scary.

Tina: If you could invent something to make your life easier, what would you invent?

Tara: A teleporter!! No need for cars, airplanes, and the like. I can save travel time and go anywhere I want in a second. Plus, it will save lives because there will be no accidents!! Yay!

Tina: If you could change something about Huz, what would it be?

Tara: But he is perfect!!

Oh, he’s gone now. Actually, I wish Huz was more handy. He does not do manual labor. You can tell by his soft hands...softer than mine.

Tina: What is something you hate about your personality?

Tara: Hate? That’s a strong word. I like who I am. But if I have to say something, I hate that I am kind of a control freak. I like things done immediately and in a certain way. But I try not to be too annoying about it…but I really do have to force myself to be more conscious of it. Like if Huz is cooking something or cleaning something, I always have to say how he is doing it wrong. Hehe.

Tina: Where's the beef? Or Name 3 material things you can't live without.

Tara: That’s easy! TV, car, and cell phone. Duh. For obvious reasons. But if I can’t choose the obvious things, I guess I would say my wedding rings, leggings, and dresses.

Ok, looks like we learned a little more about Tara. Maybe a little too much. I don't know about you, but I wish I could take back the image of Tara drooling over the teenage boy in "Wizards of Waverly Place." And also the knowledge that Huz has freakishly soft hands, or maybe I'm just jealous. Watch out for the third and last installment of the Q & A, where I get interviewed. It's totally awesome!!!